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September 24, 2014

Apple released iPant and special bend fixing tools for iPhone 6/6+ owners

Filed under: Apple,iPhone — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 7:19 pm

In the wake of the news that iPhone 6/6+ are being bent in the pockets of users :
http://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/comments/2hbmwd/so_have_any_of_your_6plus_actually_bent/


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September 10, 2014

A few words with iSheeps who are going to buy iPhone 6/6+

Filed under: Android,Apple,iPhone — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 6:52 am

iphone-troll

I feel you iSheeps, it should be so hard that everyone pokes fun at you because of your nonsense ideas like golden size or rule of Thumb ? Do you remember calling bigger phones bricks ? NOW YOU HAVE A BIG 5.5″ BRICK. Don’t forget that Galaxy S5 is only 5.2″, smaller than iPhone 6+. Ha, you cant remember right !? Suddenly you cant remember. OK Let me help you then :
http://gizmodo.com/5847981/this-is-why-the-iphones-screen-will-always-be-35-inches

http://youtu.be/O99m7lebirE
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October 5, 2011

4 Oct 2011, Bad day for iSheeps

Filed under: Android,Apple — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 8:21 pm

No doubt, 4th Oct 2011 has been a very bad day for iSheeps, their beloved fruit company left them with a minor upgraded phone after 16 months of waiting and frustration. no wonder why Steve Jobs left the company just a few weeks before new iPhone 4S announcement, he decided to leave the company in glory days. the legend will stay the legend. lambs are to be slaughtered.
I know many iSheeps have decided to leave iSheep camp and join the Android revolution. that’s a wise decision friends 🙂 welcome to superiority and excellence.
I just found something interesting. compare the following stats , first one belongs to 2009, second one to 2011 :
2009 :

2011:

As you can see in almost two years Apple has hardly kept its market share and has only grown from %25 to %27. it has happened during the golden age of iPhone 4 ! while Google market share has grown from 5% to 42% ! now you can guess what would happen with current weak embarrassing iPhone 4S ! and this superiority and excellency of Android phones now. I even expect a minus Point Change for Apple market share in next reports.
And I expect some iSheeps send apology letters to me if Google Point Change beats Apple. We will see that happen 😀

May 16, 2011

iPhone 4 awarded Guinness World Records – Poor Apple

Filed under: General — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 7:09 am

After market of smart phones is conquered by an army of Android phones and iOS market share is falling so fast,
I heard the news that iPhone 4 is awarded some Guinness Word Records , it seems a good news for fruit company fans at the first glance, but they should hope no one reads the full story 😀
Lets see what is the Record for : “Fastest-Selling Portable Gaming System” wtf ! and it is compared to PSP and Nintendo.

Guinness states that the iPhone 4’s first-day sales estimates of 1.5 million make it the fastest selling game system in history. By comparison the PSP only sold 200,000 units its first day and the Nintendo DS sold 600,000 units in its first week.

I guess fruit company should sue Guinness for this record because everyone was thinking iPhone is a smartphone and does not fall into the category of portable gaming systems ! lol
and now we may expect some new records for iPhone in near future :
The fastest selling portable internet TV ( cause you can watch youtube on it )
The fastest selling portable WC notification system ( cause it shows the place of public WC’s on the map )
and many more …
After fruit company shot itself in the leg by suing Samsung for some nonsense claims, now we see this desperate attempt to save iPhone.
I am sorry Steve, let me tell you what you should do to save iPhone market.
You should create an iPhone with Android OS on it , If I remember correctly it is what you have already done for your desktops and laptops after your share of desktop and laptop market dropped to nothing. right ?
you let users buy your products and install windows on it. that was a wise decision 🙂
Why don’t you learn a lesson from history ?

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